Slightly Subversive, Acutely Feminine: Me! Me! Me!

My customers are awesome!

Oh wow! This is awesome! I want my entire life to smell this great!

by magicouture on French Model Breakfast

Ahhhhh, bliss! This stuff is incredible - you'll want to put it on all over just so you can smell it! My car broke down in the post office parking lot the night I picked up this package, and I just contented myself sniffing the lovely stuff from SuperBad while I waited for a tow truck!

by jetflair on Lorelei Loves Oranges

Just buy it. Your thighs will thank you later.

by elvenkitty on Super Bad Dusting Powder

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Me! Me! Me!

I make stuff. I love to make things. I always have. My earliest memories are of creating thing.

Except for a few classes here & there, I am a self-taught Create-trix. (See? I'm GOOD. I just MADE up that word right now.)

I love absurd, pretentious, bright colors, smart, clever and pretty things. I like baby animals, flowers and things that smell good. And crazy stuff. Yeah, crazy is good. I like crazy.

(Not too keen on unicorns or rainbows. Sorry.)

My primary medium is glass. It's fragile, yet rigid. It's DANGEROUS! SO SHARP! At any minute I could get CUT and BLEED. Or BURNED! And some chemicals I work with...oh don't get me started on the perils of chemicals...

It's my craft. I love prettyshinycolorful glass. I have a decent stock of band-aids and know the number for 9-1-1.

I also create delightful bath and body products. Cosmetic chemistry is very interesting! Oh, had I known back in college that there was such a thing as "cosmetic chemisty", I'd have signed up for that instead of all those journalism classes and gotten a math tutor...